!! Live sex shows 24/7 !! - Unfortunately, they're not the good kind

I am living with the gayest, most incestuous cats on Earth, I swear. It figures - what other kind of cat would I end up with? Seriously though, like it's not enough that they spend most of their time attempting to rub their nuts against my face, or wrestling with each other in what can only be described as a very loving way; today I walk into my room and find them blatantly sixty-nining on my bed.

"For God's sake, you're brothers! You're going to kitty hell!"

Rodney only spared me a short "Mrow" of utter contempt, before going back to licking Benji's balls.

Cat-cest not being one of my kinks, I merely shut the door and left them to it.

Oz Fic - "Toby's Soliloquy"

This is a fic that I actually wrote most of, only a few hours after I found out magickslash had died. I don't know why I wrote it - I suppose just thinking about death led me to thinking about the only death Cherie and I had ever shared mourning, ie. Keller's death. It just popped into my brain, and I wrote it before it disappeared.

I wasn't going to post it, because I thought it was sort of morbid, but now I figure that if Cherie was still around, she'd be telling me to post it anyway. I'm sure she'd also be picking it to pieces and sending me back a ton of red font detailing just how much I should fix before she'd stop saying, "Erin! I know you can do better than this!" *g*

But she's not here, and so I instead present the unbeta'd version.

( Toby's Soliloquy )