*Blinks*

[pride_of_erin]

...the fuck? Why are there kids in horribly homemade, last-minute looking costumes wandering down my street? Last time I checked we didn't celebrate Halloween in this country - when the fuck did this start? They weren't here last year. We've got brats triple-ringing our doorbell and demanding lollies - um, we don't have any? In case you hadn't noticed, you're not living in America? Go the fuck home? I don't give a shit if it's 7:30 and still light out - it's also overcast and rainy - go. The fuck. Home.

*Sigh*. But since it is Halloween or Samhain (well actually, for me it's Beltane - I live in Opposites Land! Wooh!) I figured I'd do some Halloweeny memes. (And of course, by 'Opposites Land' I'm talking about the weather - you know how hot snow falls up here? *g*).

You Should Be a Flying Monkey for Halloween!

What should you be for Halloween?

***Bwah-ha-ha! "Gayer than a flying monkey" indeed. Hang on - that's quote from an Oz fic, I'm sure of it. Damn, now I'm gonna be racking my brains trying to figure out which one.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
pride_of_erin goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as witch.
bundy1988 gives you 17 brown passionfruit-flavoured jawbreakers.
doctorevel gives you 12 yellow cinnamon-flavoured jawbreakers.
dustandroses tricks you! You get a used tissue.
fanfromfla gives you 4 milky white cinnamon-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
maddiec24 gives you 11 red grapefruit-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
magickslash gives you 4 red-orange spearmint-flavoured pieces of taffy.
ralu_1982 gives you 18 tan banana-flavoured nuggets.
rileyc gives you 7 light green root beer-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
rojimouse gives you 12 red lime-flavoured jawbreakers.
rosybug gives you 4 light blue licorice-flavoured jawbreakers.
pride_of_erin ends up with 89 pieces of candy, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

***Boo yah! I hit the motherload - everybody gave it up except dustandroses (you evil thing, you).


pride_of_erin's Halloween party:

adrianabr dressed as a piston.
alicia_kembrey dressed as a successive pixie.
antifaerie1982 dressed as Johnny Depp.
askance dressed as Oprah Winfrey.
aswanargent dressed as Optimus Prime.
blackchaps dressed as Anna Nicole Smith.
bundy1988 dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
callmerizzo dressed as a chicken.
cheights dressed as the Marquis of Protogran.
desert_rifka dressed as Gabriella Sabitini.
doctorevel gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a chicken.
dustandroses dressed as a new superhero: Green Devil.
evelina69 dressed as Batman.
fanfromfla dressed as a 1960's hippie child.
fluffyllama dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Janis, and it suited them disturbingly well.
inthekeyofd gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Oprah Lizardbutt".
kaynyne dressed as a S. T. Kepel PollutersInc. employee.
kitestringer dressed as the King of American Samoa.
leeleelee dressed as the Moist Power Ranger.
lisaluvsblair dressed as the love child of Donald Rumsfeld and Dolly Parton.
luci_2 dressed as a first baseman for the Orioles.
maddiec24 dressed as Dick Cheney.
magickslash dressed as something nasty, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
maverick4oz gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Arbitrary Demon.
oz_magi dressed as a electric excuse.
pride_of_erin dressed as Harry S Truman.
ralu_1982 dressed as a vampire.
rileyc dressed as a character from "Shadow of a Doubt".
rojimouse dressed as a bottle of Topata.
rosybug dressed as a Sad Mac.
rustler dressed as someone called "Melba Milton", but you've never heard of them before.
suespur dressed as a Level 5 thief, and it suited them disturbingly well.
titti dressed as a Maine Holdings, LLC employee.
tobyfan dressed as Franklin Pierce.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
Created with phpNonsense

****Blinks* Harry S. Truman? Whatever.



And now some non-Halloween memes that I never bothered posting before:

Your Years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Name
Age
House	GryffindorHufflepuffRavenclawSlytherin
Family Line	MugglebornHalf-BloodPure-Blood
Dated	Seamus Finnigan
You are well known for	Being the school slut
Percentage of student body you shagged - 24%
How do the staff and students feel about you	Ahhh!! I want to have your babies!!
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Comments

[maddiec24.livejournal.com]

Now, see - - there you are, being such a Halloween Scrooge, and you only got tricked once!

And what is it with me and politicians? I've been Jimmy Carter, George Bush, and now Dick Cheney. Ugh.

[pride-of-erin.livejournal.com]

"Halloween Scrooge" - LOL. It's not my fault, I'm just not used to it. Plus the kids always give you this murderous look when you say you don't have any junkfood - like OMG, you didn't go out of your way to spend money on strangers for a holiday that has absolutely no cultural significance for us?! How dare you!

[maddiec24.livejournal.com]

We get that look here when we offer inferior candy! And I've noticed it's not just kids trick-or-treating anymore - - some of them are really too old for it.

[aswanargent.livejournal.com]

Optimus Prime? Who or what is Optimus Prime? I think I'll go to maddiec24's party; I get to be an archbishop there.

[pride-of-erin.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*. Beats me.

[adrianabr.livejournal.com]

Why couldn't I be dressed as a Death Eater bitch??? ::pouts::