Oh, I loved this! Chris at the mall was hysterical - kind of reminded me of my husband!
Toby yawned and scanned the sheet of instructions in his hand. “Okay, now insert Piece E into Slot F, and if you say, ‘that’s what you said last night’, one more fucking time, I will kick you in the balls.”
This cracked me up - also the mistletoe in the belt!
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Date: 2006-12-30 06:23 am (UTC)Toby yawned and scanned the sheet of instructions in his hand. “Okay, now insert Piece E into Slot F, and if you say, ‘that’s what you said last night’, one more fucking time, I will kick you in the balls.”
This cracked me up - also the mistletoe in the belt!
Sweet and funny, great combination!