Smirnoff is nectar of the gods

If being shitfaced drubnk at 2:30 in the afternoon is wrong, I don't wanna be right - whioooooooo!!!! And you know whgat? 'Galaxy Quest' is a funny movie but it's even funnier when you're drunk, I'm giggling like a giggling thing, hee hee hheeeeeee! I was stumbling down the hallway and crashed into the bookcase - my knee hurts like fuck - wjere's my Smirnoff? WHHHOOOOOOOO!!!! This icon is so fucking funnny.

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Duuuuuude! Where the fuckare my pants? I don't remember tkaing them off. Tequila shot s taste gross.

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See, this is why drinkling for hours and hours is bad for you - why the FUCK did I burst into tears and leave 5 or 6 teary messages on the voicemail of my ex-best friend who I haven't spoken to since JULY 2003??!!! Then she sends me a text message saying, "Hi Erin, i hope you are feeling ok, thank you for the messages, i thought it was really nice of you to say all that, you should come visit me when you are free :)"

WTF?? What did I say?? And then i left another message saying, "Call me, I wanna talk to you." WHAT??!! I haven't spoken to this girl in almost three years - I don't even know where she lives or works anymore. And now I'm quietly freaking out over the social awkwardneess of it all. PLus Evil Brother took advatage of my drunk state and weaseled 50 bucks outta me - WTF??

And I forgot it was my sister's birthday - I officially suck. Where's my damn booze?