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Oct. 8th, 2005 01:39 pmIt's kinda sad how I got a little thrill out of seeing my name in the SGA newsletter.
It's also kinda sad that I've spent 3 hours collecting art materials and creating collage supplies for my lessons next week, including digging through our huge recycling bin with a pair of tongs for old magazines that my mother foolishly threw out. The idea of 'Yay, I'm a teacher!' is still very novel - I have a feeling it will wear off pretty damn quick.
You find the wackiest memes when poking around LJ. Gacked from
xx_kitty_kat_xx.
Google "[Your name] needs" in quotation marks. Copy the first ten results.
Sometimes "Erin needs" was in the middle of a sentence and didn't make sense, so I did the first 10 where "Erin needs" was the beginning of the sentence.
1. Erin needs to wear shirts - You mean I can't go around half-nekkid all the time?
2. Erin needs our matter of fact acknowledgement that her beloved is dying - Lee Tergesen's dying?!! *snerk*.
3. Erin needs what most white girls crave - a cock that measures in the double digits. - Boo yah!!! (This one cracked my shit UP!).
4. Erin needs platelets on a regular basis to thicken her blood. - Don't most people?
5. Erin needs that nurturing, too, since she has gone so long without it. - Yes. Nurture me. I need some lovin'. (See #3).
6. Erin needs someone who cares that she is alive. Hey! Plenty of people care! Right, guys? …Right? *crickets chirping*
7. Erin Needs To Be Naked Too!!!!!!! Who Thinks That Erin Should Be Naked As Well? - Me!!! *LMAO*.
8. Erin needs to concentrate on her surf lines and one Phil Collins is enough. - Um. Okay then.
9. Erin needs to understand that people don't like to see a pretty white girl with rap talent that would run circles around sir mix a lot succeed in today's ... - "Can't none a y'all mirror me back, when ya hear me rap…"
10. Erin needs a boyfriend, APPLY HERE. - So fucking true.*headdesk*
It's also kinda sad that I've spent 3 hours collecting art materials and creating collage supplies for my lessons next week, including digging through our huge recycling bin with a pair of tongs for old magazines that my mother foolishly threw out. The idea of 'Yay, I'm a teacher!' is still very novel - I have a feeling it will wear off pretty damn quick.
You find the wackiest memes when poking around LJ. Gacked from
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Google "[Your name] needs" in quotation marks. Copy the first ten results.
Sometimes "Erin needs" was in the middle of a sentence and didn't make sense, so I did the first 10 where "Erin needs" was the beginning of the sentence.
1. Erin needs to wear shirts - You mean I can't go around half-nekkid all the time?
2. Erin needs our matter of fact acknowledgement that her beloved is dying - Lee Tergesen's dying?!! *snerk*.
3. Erin needs what most white girls crave - a cock that measures in the double digits. - Boo yah!!! (This one cracked my shit UP!).
4. Erin needs platelets on a regular basis to thicken her blood. - Don't most people?
5. Erin needs that nurturing, too, since she has gone so long without it. - Yes. Nurture me. I need some lovin'. (See #3).
6. Erin needs someone who cares that she is alive. Hey! Plenty of people care! Right, guys? …Right? *crickets chirping*
7. Erin Needs To Be Naked Too!!!!!!! Who Thinks That Erin Should Be Naked As Well? - Me!!! *LMAO*.
8. Erin needs to concentrate on her surf lines and one Phil Collins is enough. - Um. Okay then.
9. Erin needs to understand that people don't like to see a pretty white girl with rap talent that would run circles around sir mix a lot succeed in today's ... - "Can't none a y'all mirror me back, when ya hear me rap…"
10. Erin needs a boyfriend, APPLY HERE. - So fucking true.*headdesk*